new account is @lilithisasleep go follow there or whatevs xoxo

monsterpotion:

monsterpotion:

monsterpotion:

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

autismswagsummit:

GRAND FINALS

Donatello Hamato (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) v.s Shigeo Kageyama (Mob Psycho) v.s Papyrus (Undertale)

Donatello Hamato

Shigeo Kageyama

Papyrus

See Results

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

transarsonist:

lohboh:

lohboh:

Posts that Tumblr will blaze:

• Blatant NSFW that breaks community guidelines

• Christian proselytizing

• Vent posts

Posts that Tumblr won’t blaze:

• Spoilers for a shitty game that lines a transphobe’s pockets

🔥All Organic Blaze It Is Then🔥

fightingbadger:

fightingbadger:

When did you last lose the game?

RIGHT FUCKING NOW GODDAMMIT

What are you talking about

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Y’all are (rightfully) cursing me out in the replies, but the real enemy here is the staff. They inflicted this on many more people than I intended.

salternator:

not-the-conversation-starter:

h3xactinellida:

guy staring at the wall but he’s caked up

head

body

body

ass

legs

legs

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the ideal human form according to this poll

itsdaveez:

Going Psycho

macleod:

blatantescapism:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

kitstacean:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

yoshbotblue:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

goblinwithblankets:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

Drinking spiders??!

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss 

Living your best life I see

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

[tumblr] has two jokes and this one will outlive all of us

pictoparade:

hm. something to think about for sure

prohaloplayer:

clickbait sports thumbnails might be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

vicholas:

vicholas:

Rika from Pokemon is trending in Japanese Twitter because she scored #1 in a poll asking women their current fictional crushes lmao

List here. She fucking beat Gojo, the Golden Kamuy guys, Kento Nanami, Aki Chainsawman, a lot of rando ikemen game characters I’ve never heard of. She has only been in this world since November. Rikasweep.

professorupdog:

parksrway:

does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this

Her name is Nimbus and she grew up to look like this